so yeah... trying not to sleep as i have a plane to catch in several hours but not enough to sleep so this happened....

me = Exile Sieg (old old screen name) also, the time stamp is in 24 hours

[05:35] Exile Sieg: so yeah
[05:35] Exile Sieg: the raiders were having a birthday party!
[05:35] Exile Sieg: and then a robot jumped out of the cake!
[05:35] kindlessthing: ...
[05:36] Exile Sieg: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY REALITY
[05:36] kindlessthing: muse.
[05:36] Exile Sieg: scientists
[05:37] kindlessthing: doctors
[05:37] Exile Sieg: GG subs
[05:37] kindlessthing: trolls
[05:37] Exile Sieg: faggots
[05:37] kindlessthing: /b/
[05:37] Exile Sieg: btards
[05:37] kindlessthing: naruto
[05:38] Exile Sieg: narutards
[05:38] kindlessthing: ramen
[05:38] Exile Sieg: carrots
[05:38] kindlessthing: carrottop
[05:38] Exile Sieg: failures
[05:38] kindlessthing: the bush administration
[05:38] Exile Sieg: epic nuke fail
[05:38] kindlessthing: korea
[05:38] Exile Sieg: starcraft
[05:39] kindlessthing: skit skit skit
[05:39] Exile Sieg: GET TO THE CHOPPA
[05:39] kindlessthing: IT'S A LION
[05:39] Exile Sieg: POLAR BEARS
[05:39] kindlessthing: foxes
[05:39] Exile Sieg: snake
[05:40] kindlessthing: badger
[05:40] Exile Sieg: mushroom
[05:40] kindlessthing: sonic
[05:40] Exile Sieg: RINGS
[05:40] kindlessthing: lord of
[05:40] Exile Sieg: grey wizards with magic rofs
[05:40] kindlessthing: bloodninja
[05:40] Exile Sieg: doctor mcninja
[05:40] kindlessthing: house md
[05:41] Exile Sieg: expert trolling
[05:41] kindlessthing: kenya
[05:41] Exile Sieg: for your eyes only
[05:41] kindlessthing: evangelion
[05:41] Exile Sieg: explosions
[05:42] kindlessthing: (are we seriously having a round of word association at 6:40 in the morning?)
[05:42] kindlessthing: nasa
[05:42] Exile Sieg: farscape
[05:42] Exile Sieg: (yes we are)
[05:42] kindlessthing: battlestar galactica
[05:42] Exile Sieg: star gate
[05:42] kindlessthing: stat trek
[05:43] Exile Sieg: romulans
[05:43] kindlessthing: ramadan
[05:43] Exile Sieg: pancakes
[05:43] kindlessthing: blueberry
[05:43] Exile Sieg: strawberry
[05:43] kindlessthing: starberry
[05:43] Exile Sieg: swirls
[05:44] kindlessthing: cinnamon
[05:44] Exile Sieg: frosting
[05:44] kindlessthing: snowman
[05:44] Exile Sieg: snow
[05:44] kindlessthing: maryland
[05:44] Exile Sieg: kentucky
[05:44] kindlessthing: chicken
[05:44] Exile Sieg: deep fried
[05:44] kindlessthing: nose
[05:45] Exile Sieg: oriface
[05:45] kindlessthing: anus
[05:45] Exile Sieg: excrements
[05:45] kindlessthing: modern art
[05:45] Exile Sieg: monkeys with poles
[05:45] kindlessthing: madagascar
[05:46] Exile Sieg: robots that dont talk
[05:46] kindlessthing: r2d2
[05:46] Exile Sieg: beep beep
[05:46] kindlessthing: my friend donna
[05:46] Exile Sieg: fwump
[05:47] kindlessthing: the sound of when a man gets on top of a train and touches the high voltage electric wire
[05:47] Exile Sieg: all your base are belong to us
[05:47] kindlessthing: caitsith
[05:48] Exile Sieg: moogles
[05:48] kindlessthing: porn
[05:48] Exile Sieg: the internets is for porn
[05:48] kindlessthing: tom cruise
[05:48] Exile Sieg: scientology fails
[05:48] kindlessthing: crabs
[05:48] Exile Sieg: battles
[05:49] kindlessthing: toads
[05:49] Exile Sieg: mutants
[05:49] kindlessthing: turtles
[05:49] Exile Sieg: shredder
[05:49] kindlessthing: cheese
[05:49] Exile Sieg: sammich
[05:49] kindlessthing: hazelnut butter
[05:49] Exile Sieg: heavy
[05:50] kindlessthing: mother russia
[05:50] Exile Sieg: germans
[05:50] kindlessthing: bear jew
[05:50] Exile Sieg: cake nuts
[05:50] kindlessthing: wedding
[05:50] Exile Sieg: crashing
[05:50] kindlessthing: cars
[05:50] Exile Sieg: seat belts
[05:51] kindlessthing: sea urchins
[05:51] Exile Sieg: octopus
[05:51] kindlessthing: suction cups
[05:51] Exile Sieg: window stickies
[05:51] kindlessthing: instability
[05:51] Exile Sieg: teleport
[05:51] kindlessthing: sony
[05:51] Exile Sieg: microsoft
[05:52] kindlessthing: xbox
[05:52] Exile Sieg: 54% fail rate
[05:52] kindlessthing: fried salmon
[05:52] Exile Sieg: shrimp
[05:53] kindlessthing: cow
[05:53] Exile Sieg: cheeseburger
[05:53] kindlessthing: white castle
[05:53] Exile Sieg: sliders
[05:53] kindlessthing: spiders
[05:53] Exile Sieg: biting my feet
[05:54] kindlessthing: flfea
[05:54] Exile Sieg: bug spray
[05:55] kindlessthing: graffiti
[05:55] Exile Sieg: jet set radio future
[05:55] kindlessthing: ion cannon
[05:55] Exile Sieg: terran empire
[05:56] kindlessthing: protoss
[05:56] Exile Sieg: zerg rush
[05:56] kindlessthing: ant hill
[05:56] Exile Sieg: BEEEEEEEEEEES
[05:57] kindlessthing: 2
[05:57] Exile Sieg: sequel
[05:57] kindlessthing: FUCKING CHIPMUNKS
[05:57] Exile Sieg: alvin
[05:58] kindlessthing: gavin
[05:58] Exile Sieg: cain
[05:58] kindlessthing: able
[05:58] Exile Sieg: impossible
[05:58] kindlessthing: mission
[05:58] Exile Sieg: accepted
[05:59] kindlessthing: rejected
[06:00] Exile Sieg: DENIED MUTHER FUCKA
[06:01] kindlessthing: Samuel L Fuckin Jackson
[06:01] Exile Sieg: AHNULD
[06:01] kindlessthing: Califonia
[06:01] Exile Sieg: texas
[06:02] kindlessthing: taxes
[06:02] Exile Sieg: reasons to take money
[06:02] kindlessthing: cats
[06:02] Exile Sieg: cat girls
[06:03] kindlessthing: possibilities
[06:03] Exile Sieg: windows XP
[06:03] kindlessthing: rip
[06:03] Exile Sieg: CDs
[06:03] kindlessthing: cp
[06:04] Exile Sieg: CAPTURE THE FLAG
[06:04] kindlessthing: hydro
[06:04] Exile Sieg: 2fort
[06:04] kindlessthing: bed
[06:04] Exile Sieg: insomnia
[06:05] kindlessthing: fornication
[06:05] Exile Sieg: happy time
[06:06] kindlessthing: star gladiator
[06:06] Exile Sieg: lord knight
[06:06] kindlessthing: king arthur
[06:06] Exile Sieg: merlin
[06:06] kindlessthing: meth
[06:07] Exile Sieg: drugs
[06:07] kindlessthing: coffee
[06:07] Exile Sieg: soda
[06:07] kindlessthing: mythbusters
[06:07] Exile Sieg: making everything explode
[06:07] kindlessthing: michael bay
[06:08] Exile Sieg: bad directors
[06:08] kindlessthing: george lucas
[06:09] Exile Sieg: tie fighters
[06:09] kindlessthing: tie
[06:09] Exile Sieg: neuce
[06:09] kindlessthing: news
[06:09] Exile Sieg: garbage
[06:09] kindlessthing: recycling
[06:10] Exile Sieg: video games
[06:10] kindlessthing: clock
[06:10] Exile Sieg: hour glass
[06:10] kindlessthing: gold
[06:11] Exile Sieg: silver
[06:11] kindlessthing: spoon
[06:11] Exile Sieg: fork
[06:11] kindlessthing: highway
[06:11] Exile Sieg: underpass
[06:11] kindlessthing: pants
[06:11] Exile Sieg: zipper
[06:11] kindlessthing: bears
[06:11] Exile Sieg: chicago
[06:12] kindlessthing: bruce
[06:12] Exile Sieg: greg
[06:12] kindlessthing: bean
[06:12] Exile Sieg: giants
[06:12] kindlessthing: magic
[06:12] Exile Sieg: robots
[06:12] kindlessthing: science
[06:12] Exile Sieg: GUNDAMU
[06:13] kindlessthing: GIANT ROBO
[06:13] Exile Sieg: full metal panic
[06:13] kindlessthing: full metal jacket
[06:13] Exile Sieg: sarge
[06:13] kindlessthing: surge
[06:13] Exile Sieg: power strip
[06:13] kindlessthing: striptease
[06:13] Exile Sieg: strippers
[06:13] kindlessthing: poker
[06:14] Exile Sieg: cards
[06:14] kindlessthing: alice in wonderland
[06:14] Exile Sieg: striped cats
[06:14] kindlessthing: tigers
[06:14] Exile Sieg: panthers
[06:15] kindlessthing: parents
[06:15] Exile Sieg: groundings
[06:15] kindlessthing: gunbound
[06:15] Exile Sieg: gunstar heroes
[06:15] kindlessthing: guitar hero
[06:16] Exile Sieg: rockband
[06:16] kindlessthing: queem
[06:16] Exile Sieg: quarantine
[06:16] kindlessthing: swine flu
[06:16] Exile Sieg: zombie apocalypse
[06:17] kindlessthing: rugrats
[06:17] Exile Sieg: imagination
[06:17] kindlessthing: magnification
[06:17] Exile Sieg: sherlock holmes
[06:17] kindlessthing: ironman
[06:18] Exile Sieg: steel armor
[06:18] kindlessthing: Volkswagen
[06:18] Exile Sieg: box car
[06:19] kindlessthing: mclaren
[06:19] Exile Sieg: car flipping
[06:19] kindlessthing: cow tipping
[06:19] Exile Sieg: (YES I WAS THINKING THAYT)
[06:19] Exile Sieg: fallout 3
[06:20] kindlessthing: oblivion
[06:20] Exile Sieg: dragon age
[06:20] kindlessthing: stagnancy
[06:20] Exile Sieg: morrigan disapproves (-10)
[06:21] kindlessthing: glue
[06:21] Exile Sieg: guilds
[06:21] kindlessthing: meat
[06:21] Exile Sieg: shields
[06:21] kindlessthing: geeksquad
[06:22] Exile Sieg: unneeded
[06:22] kindlessthing: microsoft store
[06:22] Exile Sieg: for nubs
[06:22] kindlessthing: zeny
[06:22] Exile Sieg: over inflation
[06:23] kindlessthing: enema
[06:23] Exile Sieg: tentacles
[06:23] kindlessthing: raep
[06:24] Exile Sieg: live action
[06:24] kindlessthing: sailor moon
[06:25] Exile Sieg: yuri
[06:25] kindlessthing: command and conquer
[06:25] Exile Sieg: not enough minerals
[06:27] kindlessthing: vespine gas
[06:27] Exile Sieg: drones
[06:27] kindlessthing: doritos
[06:27] Exile Sieg: hceese dip
[06:27] Exile Sieg: cheese*
[06:28] kindlessthing: fondue set
[06:28] Exile Sieg: chocolate fountain
[06:29] kindlessthing: tmi
[06:29] Exile Sieg: inn need of service
[06:29] kindlessthing: chevys
[06:29] Exile Sieg: ford
[06:30] kindlessthing: oj
[06:30] Exile Sieg: the opposite of cyan
[06:31] kindlessthing: red
[06:31] Exile Sieg: black
[06:31] kindlessthing: dog
[06:31] Exile Sieg: military
[06:31] kindlessthing: navy
[06:31] Exile Sieg: marines
[06:32] kindlessthing: marriage
[06:32] Exile Sieg: men
[06:33] kindlessthing: gods
[06:33] Exile Sieg: odin
[06:33] kindlessthing: thor
[06:34] Exile Sieg: valkyries
[06:35] kindlessthing: shoes
[06:35] Exile Sieg: tidals
[06:35] kindlessthing: ocean
[06:35] Exile Sieg: sea shells
[06:36] kindlessthing: armor
[06:36] Exile Sieg: fictional metals
[06:36] kindlessthing: mithril
[06:36] Exile Sieg: oridecons
[06:37] kindlessthing: rollercoasters
[06:37] Exile Sieg: amusement parks
[06:38] kindlessthing: six flags
[06:38] Exile Sieg: disney land
[06:38] kindlessthing: mouse
[06:38] Exile Sieg: itchy and scratchy
[06:38] kindlessthing: butt
[06:38] Exile Sieg: homer
[06:38] kindlessthing: donut
[06:39] Exile Sieg: dunkin
[06:39] kindlessthing: that guy
[06:39] Exile Sieg: john doe
[06:39] kindlessthing: smih
[06:39] kindlessthing: smith*
[06:39] Exile Sieg: sacred boobsmith
[06:40] kindlessthing: augmentation
[06:40] Exile Sieg: fake
[06:40] kindlessthing: day
[06:41] Exile Sieg: solar flare
[06:41] kindlessthing: star tr-
[06:41] kindlessthing: magnet
[06:41] Exile Sieg: static shock (lol almost fail)
[06:41] kindlessthing: electricity
[06:42] Exile Sieg: countermeasure
[06:42] kindlessthing: outcome
[06:42] Exile Sieg: global thermonuclear war
[06:42] kindlessthing: globar warming
[06:43] Exile Sieg: convient truth
[06:43] kindlessthing: moore
[06:43] Exile Sieg: BM
[06:43] kindlessthing: w
[06:43] Exile Sieg: double V
[06:44] kindlessthing: turn A
[06:44] Exile Sieg: too lame to watch
[06:45] kindlessthing: heroes
[06:45] Exile Sieg: mega man
[06:45] kindlessthing: roll
[06:45] Exile Sieg: loli
[06:45] kindlessthing: pedobear
[06:45] Exile Sieg: 4chan
[06:46] kindlessthing: encyclopedia dramatrica
[06:46] Exile Sieg: not a reference
[06:47] kindlessthing: milhouse
[06:47] Exile Sieg: zeong
[06:48] kindlessthing: dividing by zero
[06:49] Exile Sieg: divine retribution
[06:49] kindlessthing: error
[06:49] Exile Sieg: 404
[06:49] kindlessthing: missing
[06:49] Exile Sieg: milk cartons
[06:49] kindlessthing: oldschool
[06:49] Exile Sieg: pro
[06:50] kindlessthing: amateur
[06:50] Exile Sieg: NEET
[06:50] kindlessthing: eden
[06:50] Exile Sieg: flag ship
[06:53] kindlessthing: umm...
[06:53] kindlessthing: I drew a blank
[06:53] Exile Sieg: i win then .____.

Ok, so I just got home. I'm still all adrenaline crazed so be prepared.

I was going down my street, which is a very narrow two-way backroad. This person was trying to parallel park and was hanging out in the street, preventing cars from moving on both sides. There were two cars in front of me not moving and one on the other side of the road. A giant white Ford van comes roaring up behind me so close I can't see its lights. It's almost touching the back of my car! And not only that, it starts honking at ME! Ok...because I can somehow fly my car over everyone and let you through. So, I threw my hands up and just sat there. Finally, the parking car...parks, and we make it through. The whole way down the street, this giant van comes so close to the back of my car, threatening to hit me! So...at each stop sign, I made a complete stop, looked both ways for cars or pedestrians and then proceeded. Safety first you know! I guess this enraged the van man because he starts honking at me again! And gets so close, I can only assume that he probably was against my license plate! So...I promptly dropped my car down to first gear and crawled down the street doing about- Oh- 5-10 MPH. This fucking asshole skids behind me, swerves around my car, almost slams into each car parked to my left and comes about an inch from hitting me!! So...I gave him the finger, threw my car into third and sped so fucking fast down the narrow street, doing the same to him. Slamming to a stop right at the very back of his car. I'm pretty sure he nearly pissed himself, because he didn't even bother to stop at the last few stop signs. He definitely picked up speed after he realized the little Ford Focus was flying down the street like a maniac chasing right after him.

It was pretty exhilarating and enraging. God..I should have honked at him, too when he was at the stop sign. I should have stuck my hand out my window and given him the finger. He most likely would have hit my actual hand. Lawsuit and arrest for him! I considered calling the cops and reporting a drunk driver, haha, or just kept my brights on to blind him. So many things. Sometimes men just need to get over the fact they have a miniscule penis and not take their anger out on other drivers.

When I was young I always said to myself that nothing really huge would happen in my life. No wars, no mass riots, or protests. But this is a huge time we live in! Seriously! Besides being alive during 9/11, we've had our first black president and now www.nytimes.com/2009/12/13/us/politics/13houston.html Houston Texas's first gay mayor. I love all the pictures of her. She's so happy! The world is changing so much! I just hope our planet survives long enough for the impact to do some good, haha.